January 2011
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I'm a champion babysitter.
So my dummy ten year old brother spent the day on the computer (playing wow, forever alone!) and mum came home and discovered he had pooed his pants.. He hasn’t eaten anything but lollies today aswell.
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The relief you get when you find out they had genuine reason not to reply to your texts.
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Despite the heat, I shall have some tea for it...
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear...
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http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.... →
Children’s sizes 20$ cheaper, unfair.
The price of being happy increases as my heart and dreams die.
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If I counted all my sins, I'd have a thousand...
But today, after trying to put up a shelf, I have almost enough holes in my wall to match those hands.
And the shelf’s fucking wonky. And my mother has enough nerve to scold me about it, fuck you, I just learnt to differentiate nuts, bolts and screws.
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Perhaps I should have mentioned a documentary I once watched entailing how a physical attraction, helps us choose a mate whose genes that will allow our offspring to easily continue our legacy/the family name/the human race. I know right. ?
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Love at first sight.
Seeing as I haven’t anyone to drain me of my emotions, I decided I should figure out my stance on what an initial physical attraction is based on. It is argued that lust is the main emotion. However, upon seeing an enthralling person I can honestly say my intentions are pure! It kindof offends me that this is assumed. Although I cannot understand falling in love without the knowledge of the...
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Too cool for a status update.
Currently adhering 42 glow in the dark stars unto my ceiling.
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Black thong?
Black swan is out today. Absolutely cannot wait to go see it!